Yup, magically conveyed by some force down the side of “Slumber Mountain” (significance of that name to be determined…) Mark and Wes are treated to a free-standing, available, watertight and cheery cabin for two, complete with “discarded” (yet I am sure quite water-tight and buoyant) canoe-  suspended upside-down and protected from rot on a canoe RACK!  No doubt nestled on the shores of the same lake that Shelley and Cherry are currently waiting and tapping their feet (or running quickly into to escape wolf-bite.)

Once again, though, one must take the dialogue apart with a tweezers… “Really bad Feelings,” Mark, are reserved for when you think Sasquatch might be holed up in said cabin, not that it’s been potentially “abandoned for a while now…”  And then as you burst through the door you proclaim your omniscience, “Just as I thought… Abandoned!”  A canoe? With or without paddle?  For surely that spells the worst luck of all- being anywhere at all in a canoe without a paddle…