Wow!  That’s going to leave a ‘mark’ (Trail that is, heh, heh…) Take THAT, Shelley!  And for all your city slicking, cell phone checking, outdoors hating ways!  Stupid?  Who or what are you calling stupid, bitch?  I tell you I am in control here… as if my auburn highlights don’t send a strong enough signal!  I am the ALPHA! Take heed!

Do you think Cherry is really sorry?  I don’t.  I think she’s been wanting to bitch-slap Shelley since the night she had to serve her dinner at Lost Forest and play “The Good Wife” while Mark and Wes played “Hide the Bowie Knife…” under the table during coffee and desert… So STAY CALM, Shelley.  Your histrionics, told-you-so’s and recriminations are NOT going to save our sorry asses from the Wolf/ Moose/ poor camping fire/propane stove configuration decision resulting in a conflagration situation…