…is NOT to use your real name…  Nice to meet you, “Mr. Trail…” What, did he sign the guest register “Frank Trail?”  (your blogger rubbing his face in wonder…) And Big Mike, to whom appearance is everything, must dye the hillsides around his lodge green, since the Canadian Geese are taking on a strange green tint on their chinstraps…

And Poor Rusty!  Cherry has laid down the law…  he’ll just have to wait until Mark returns?  What?!?  Mark is GONE, sweetheart, on another one of his “missions…”  who knows when he will return.  And wasn’t rusty allowed to go down to the stream earlier to take PICTURES?  Why would he be tethered now?