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That is the biggest, roundest, baldest head I have ever seen…

…since maybe Charlie Brown…  Honestly, I can’t even look away, it’s so round and bald…  and who told you Smith that it makes good sense to grow out the hair you DO have, to the point where your ears don’t even feature in the shot??  And what’s with your shirt collar?  You showed up at Lost Forest all casual-like with your top button unbuttoned, and now you are cinched up like a gunny-sack…  And Rusty, how about showing a little emotion here… “gee, I hope he doesn’t have Mollie or Oscar…”  Really, these are Your Otters!  The ones for whom you built a beautiful box, who healed in your sight!

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We know that’s Frankie, though, by the cap… but, but, how can he be in two places at once?  How can he be guiding Mark on a Trophy Deer Hunt and cleaning out the stream of otters at the same time?  Does he have an evil twin?  Has Big Mike perfected cloning technology?