Getting Otter Slime all over your nice V-Neck Sweater…  But then I suppose this is only to be expected from one who only can hope to follow in the footsteps of your hero and step-dad, MARK TRAIL… who, by the way is doing what right now?  Not checking in that’s for sure…  I am guessing a soldier overseas earning combat pay talks to his or her family more than Mark does…

Excuse me Smith?  YOUR story??  I guess you don’t know how this works, do you?  Oh I suppose you can take the LEGAL angle regarding Big Mike and his merry band while Mark extols the virtues of conservation and the moral and ecological impacts of Poaching…  Mind you, not a little poaching, to put a Opossum in the Stewpot,  but BIG TIME POACHING FOR PROFIT…  That’s the evil we are talking about here…