I love when you talk smack- especially when you are wearing that bright pink shirt!!  And Frankie.  Dude.  Chill out.  Note the clenched fist in panel two…  he doesn’t know who he’s dealing with does he???  Itching for a fight are you?  Well bring it, my sideburned friend… Mark has that and then some waiting for you!

His “kind?” What- Mark isn’t the first “famous outdoor writer” that has paid you a visit in an attempt to upset your POACHING EMPIRE??  These writers are a dime a dozen I suppose…  and knocking one off is of little consequence when there is Empire at stake…  In medieval times, Big Mike would be Lord of his manor and no one would have dared suggest that he was doing anything untoward…  but of course these aren’t Medieval times, and we have to be accountable to all forces of correctness- political and otherwise…