Spare not one drop of green ink, boys!  Not one drop of perspiration, let’s have 10!  It’s not “Rex, the Ill Tempered Grizzly,” it’s a BLACK BEAR… and it’s not happy with Mark being on its turf…

And you are right, Mark…  Something IS wrong.  Saturday that bear was BROWN, and today that bear is jet black!

A black Bear can run, what?, 20 MPH?  and out-climb anything on two legs…  so unless Mark has somehow become a master at bending time, his time may soon be up…  Gee whiz, Mr. Allen, way to lull us into a sleep before springing instant fight-or-flight, Cortisol-inducing terror!