I knew a guy in college named “Curt” and we called him “Dirt” because it rhymes and because he was such an asshole… especially with women.  He thought it was great and never figured that the joke was on him…

Yes, and we all know from experience that marriage solves all financial problems…  makes perfect sense.  Again, with the “I Bet” language…  Dirty, it’s a freakin’ wonder the two of you ever got together in the first place…  I mean really, what could she possibly see in you??

But wait!! Is that Mr. Lion in the very foreground of the panel?  Looks like it!  Where on earth is the animal life so thick that it won’t fit all into the same frame?