Well, at least it wasn’t the guy skulking by the fire, it’s a PYTHON! Pythons generally live in Trees, not tents and cots, but that’s OK, anything to keep the suspense up…  in case this ever happens to you, dear reader, follow the rules as written in this handy e-HOW article…  Apparently constrictors don’t like their tails bitten…  I wonder if Mark has read the same article??

Meanwhile Dirty is loaded down with contraband, while his true love is having the life squeezed out of her…  Grasping for meaning here, folks, but I got nothin’…

On more serious note, this article highlights the plight of the White Rhino and efforts to protect them.