I’ve never been there…

…but everything I have been able to find on the internet suggests that there simply isn’t a lot of open water in the GDS… That, and we now know that the boat’s name is SWAN.  That’s breaking news…

I went back to check to see whether we had seen the stern before, but this turns out to be a new angle on things.  I wanted to make sure that Mark and Cherry hadn’t added that after taking “ownership” of the vessel.  Has kind of a graffiti quality to it…

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Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Mitchum is smoldering and scheming about a way to bring harm to the man who would dash his dreams on the muddy shoals of the Great Dismal Swamp…  Can you feel the tension?  I can’t…

Once again, the grasp of all things corporate is a bit fuzzy…

Am I to understand, then, that Riverway chemical is a private concern?  With exactly two shareholders?  And that there exists a set of documents that would automatically transfer all ownership to the surviving shareholder upon demise of the other?  That’s a fairly precarious setup if ever I saw one…

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But now we understand that Mitchum DOES have skin in the game and that he is not merely a toady in the grand scheme of things…  But it does suggest that Justin has the final word on any decision making that goes on, and therefore stands to quash the dreams of this Young Turk…

But who am I to criticize?  Swamp Murder appears to be somewhat On-Trend to Trend-forward, as this story in the NY Post would suggest…

That smile is as phony and the one I saw yesterday on the Stewardess…

See how fast that smile on Ol’ Mitch disappears once Justin Holland is out of the room…  He’s a phony, through and through…  as for the Stewardess, oh, I mean ‘Flight Attendant…’ I swear her face must hurt by the end of the day…  Not that she wasn’t pleasant or friendly, but her smile still haunts me 12 hours later…  Just huge and fake and all teeth and gums and everything…  She’s like most of them though, never figuring on having to do this thankless job for as long as she has, she’s staring down the tunnel toward a modest retirement with flying privileges but never any empty flights or seats to take advantage of them…  But I digress…

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So, Mitch…  Is it really the company’s money you are worried about?  Do you have some of you own skin in this game??  Drink your coffee, bide your time, scheme your schemes.  Time to check in with your REAL boss…

Justin. He calls him Justin.

There’s something not quite right about this whole setup.  Justin certainly cuts a wimpy profile, even as he shape-shifts in the second panel, and he seems almost intimidated by “Mitchum…”

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“Just making sure we are on the same page…”  I understand that a person who has invested time and energy into a project doesn’t want to see it unplugged for any reason, but I get the sense that there are other forces at play here…  Promises made and that need to be kept otherwise Mitchum could find himself in a world of hurt…  I think there are bad guys behind the scenes that have something on “Ol’ Mitch” and would be very disappointed to find out that the Mine is being called into question…  Oh, the plot thickens!!

Yea… like Aaron Rodgers told you…

Five letters- R-E-L-A-X.  RELAX.

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But look  how chipper Mitchum is when he points the map of the swamp and the result of the “land deal” he mastered…  Sorry to break it to you, kid, but this isn’t YOUR COMPANY.  Whatever labors you invest, whatever fruits result for harvest, everything belongs to the COMPANY.  Until your name is on the building, it’s entirely up to management and the capricious whims of the Board how and whether you will be rewarded…  unless you can scrounge the capital to buy the land and build the mining facility yourself, you have very little say in anything that goes on here, despite your enthusiasm and talent…

And good heavens…  look at how long Mitchum’s right arm is in panel one…  It’s almost unnatural…

Body language screaming…

Not that people should report to the boss’s office and stand at attention, but what exactly is ‘Mitchum’ communicating here??  “Yeah, I’ll come to your office, Justin, but I don’t have to show you any respect…”  Recall that he is just “back from vacation” and maybe hasn’t completely “returned?”

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But faithful readers will recognize the Mitchum Archetype right away- we last saw him in the Senator Hudson Mason/ Johnny Walker combination- The person who would be in charge is being manipulated by a crafty underling…

But how comforting to have the phrase “a little fishing” thrown in…  and how funny for Mitchum to have already figured out Mark’s motivation- although not so surprising, since Mark is about as deep as a kiddy-pool and nearly as transparent…

Oh my goodness! Lots of catching up to do!!

I sort of kept up with the goings-on while enjoying the Thanksgiving weekend… lots of travel and not a lot of time or computers available…  anyway, in reading the Thanksgiving installment, I recall being particularly thankful in the fact that Mark did not commit the classic blunder of using the wrong form of the personal pronoun when inviting Mr. Holland onto the boat…  “Spend a few days with my wife and me…” rather than “with my wife and I…”

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But Mark, it’s really not your boat now is it…  but that’s OK, we will let you live in your own fantasy world for now… And that’s right, Mark, Mr. Holland is simply too busy raping the natural world to afford any time away from the office…

But with Great Flourish and Dramatic Purpose, Mark moves from the cockpit to the bow of the great vessel, imploring Mr. Holland to come see the “photos” he has taken…

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And like a Striped Bass (Which Holland recalls not photographing as a child but hooking, landing and gutting…) he takes the bait that Mark has laid out for him…

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Mark, now so pleased with himself, his face so aglow with pure rapture that it’s drawing Cherry into the caper, we now get to see Justin Holland in his thoughtful and pensive state… And we soon get to be introduced to the real villain- Mitchum- who “single-handedly arranged the purchase of the property near the GREAT swamp…”

But Justin, you really are unaware of the vitriol you are about to face, aren’t you??  The lit torches and pitchforks that await you upon meeting “some of the local people…”  they aren’t in the mood to talk or shake hands, they want a pound of eco-flesh- yours…

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So now we know that Holland is simply a pawn in his own company, probably came into his wealth the old fashioned way- through a blood line, a member of the “lucky sperm club,” and now we get to see just how ill-suited he is at running a conglomerate…