Or has Carina chosen a particularly appropriate lip color for this occasion?  Sort of goth, sort of vamp…  “Rotten Ox-blood?”

Oh, cheer up Gabe… don’t be a sore loser…  have you learned nothing from the Super Bowl this year??  That you have devoted you life to caves and now you are swallowed up by one and will probably die a slow, painful death?  What on earth is there to be sad about??  The Sun’ll come up and you won’t see it?  Just remember there’s always tomorrow.  Literally.  Stay tuned, boys and girls…