Googling “cave formations” I came upon a $10 word: Speleothems… but nothing in that picture looks like these columns…  huh… they all look like versions of the Washington Monument…  and since I struck out on the “Helldiver” comment and was earlier schooled on my assertion that firearms don’t have flames shooting out of them, I leave this to you all…

90 degrees?  Well, Gabe, you are in the desert…  Love the fact that Mark’s coiffure remains intact… even under the most brutal conditions…