Faith, Mark… Remember you have Faith

That’s what allowed you to head forever in a downward trajectory and still be convinced that you would be able to pop out on the other side of the nightmare your were in…  Just Like George Michel

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Boy, it’s been a while (mercifully) since we have laid eyes on Rusty’s face…  For those of you new to the strip, (is that even possible?) Rusty is the adopted son of Mark and wife Cherry (middle frame, playing the role of Buzz Killington…)  We was “rescued” from an abusive situation (alcohol induced paternal rage, so the rumors have it) and has been living with the Trail/ Davis clan for as long as anyone remembers.  He is also known to shape shift (even in the old Dodd/Elrod days) giving us the impression that the artists just never knew how to render him- what is his age, for example.  One day he might look 7 years old, another day 17… and today it seems he’s in between…  And while Cherry frets and scolds over the near death experiences Mark always shares up on his return, Rusty thinks the whole this is “neat.”  Funny thing is that, if Rusty is ever allowed to go along with Mark on “Assignment,” he will end up kidnapped and ball-gagged or some such nonsense…

“And if anything I have just said isn’t true…

…I will turn in my press card and Naturalist’s license!”  Oh thanks heavens, boys and girls… we will never have to lay eyes on Gabe and Carina again!  Talk about Independence Day!  Still not buying it, though- wandering through the desert on the U.S. side of the border without any credentials… how is it Gabe wasn’t thrown in a detention cell?  Well, I guess the border is fairly porous, and it probably matters which Border Patrol Agent you run into…

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So now that we have one leg in the future and another in the past, we will have to allow ourselves to be stretched a bit… do we continue to follow the sand and surf induced lovemaking of Honey and Darling, or do we hang around Lost Forest for a while?  Tell you what, it makes categorizing each daily quite a challenge…

Bit him how?? Where? He’s got shoes on!

That is the sorriest looking “I’m sorry” look I have ever seen on Honey’s face… but apparently she is determined to “kiss it and make it better…”

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So as Honey and Darling get their “Island” on, we see that the boat is somehow miraculously staying put without even the hint of a tether…  Meanwhile Mr. Ant looks on, having already found the firewood that Darling brought with him… Don’t they know that transporting firewood can spread dread vermin like the dread Emerald Ash Borer?   Of course they don’t!

Welcome to the Back Nine, Everyone!

July 1st…  Half way through the year.  How was your front nine?  I mostly stayed clear of the traps and hit most of the fairways… which is a big improvement over the first half of 2015… Not that  I have much to complain about, if anything, but things related to my day job got sorted out toward the end of 2015 and 2016 has been fairly smooth sailing so far.  OK, I just mixed golfing and sailing metaphors, neither of which I do very often, ok, sailing not at all, but there it is.  I like the look on Darling’s face in panel 2, the look of a man unaccustomed to physical labor… or the look of a man sick and tired of being called “Darling…”

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But here’s where things go terribly wrong (thank goodness…) Darling gets bit by something!  Let’s hope it’s venomous and creates lots of tension!  Makes him swell up and croak within the week!  I haven’t grown attached to this pair and I can’t for the life of me understand what they have to do with our hero…

And really, “Honey?” Put a cover on! at least the bottom… have you no modesty?