Gee, Mark. Since you are blathering online about your surprise visit to the senator’s house, why don’t you also livestream the route you are taking? That way, the police can locate the yacht Rex is piloting and arrest all of you! Then while you are in jail, Sally will have time to tell some more of her “glory days” stories.

I’m entertaining the hypothesis that the problem isn’t that the wildebeest is such a stupid bribe as much as it is a senator who has some perversely strange hobbies.