Rusty might get into trouble!? Gosh, Mark! Did you forget to set up a chaperoned play date? What a Millennial you are! Just let the little bastards play. It’s not as if Rusty is still six. Frankly, after that Bassigator Boat disaster, I’m surprised any parents will let their kids come anywhere near your place.

Maybe you can be Cherry’s gardening assistant today, Mark! Then you and Cherry can both get that call from the hospital telling you Rusty broke his arm falling out of a tree in a climbing contest with those other hooligans. Or they might go off on one of those “Stand By Me” adventures. Come to think of it, maybe you should spend the day shadowing Rusty, Mark.