Sheesh! You know, I was gonna snark on how Rivera still can’t draw beards because they look so fake. And then I thought:  Maybe it is meant to be fake! Dirk is into the whole “avoid government” thing, paranoid about government surveillance, global conspiracies, etc. So why wouldn’t he choose to disguise himself from the hidden agents in the sky and in the trees?

Then again, why wouldn’t Dirk just grow a real beard? Doesn’t take much effort, unless he is one of those dudes whose DNA missed out on the beard gene. We’ll have to wait for additional information. But it sure looks like one of the hokiest, fake beards I’ve ever seen; like those fake beards the prison escapees wore to disguise themselves in the movie O Brother Where Art Thou?

Otherwise, good ol’ boy Dirk must have left the Pitt/Davis household while the younger Pitts were just wee seeds, since Cherry sees fit to make introductions. But will we get to see some of that feral hog poetry? Could be interesting!