Breaking news:  Cricket Bro uses steroids. Mark Trail is gobsmacked!

I’m not sure what is more cringeworthy: Mark with his nose bent out of shape as he stands on his moral high ground sputtering on about steroids, or Rivera with her attempt to reach Millennials and Gen Z’ers by involving this hipster who apparently works for Cricket Bro’s organization and talks the talk.

Anyway, I’m surprised Mark accepted her gift. I’d have thought Mark would eat crickets in their normal state, not pulverized into an energy bar.

The storyline still isn’t going anywhere. Is Mark going to get dragged back into Cricket Bro’s business? Or will Kelly Welly show up in the next few minutes to commit Mark to some other foolish action?