Bill, you say Mark looks good in a suit? You mean this combination of olive-beige jacket, light blue slacks and red “spiderman” shirt!? Really? Correct me if I’m wrong, but this may be the first story where Mark wore anything even approaching an actual suit since Jules Rivera took over nearly five years ago.

It’s easy to see Bill Ellis as a stand-in for real-life media corporations these days, bowing to political pressure and threats from their billionaire owners to not make waves. So, how strongly does Mark hold his “journalist” credentials? Will he stand up for his profession or fold like a cheap olive-beige jacket?

More importantly:  How soon can we expect Rivera to put Mark back on his original Nature beat, investigating wildlife and real environmental issues? For all of Rivera’s expressed interest in nature and science, the stories have focused more on the jerks, goofballs, and crooks. For example:

A movie director is trapped in a house with wild lions. Relevance to Mark’s expertise or his focus: None. Lions were catching rays and watching TV. Why was Mark even there?
Manatee rescue in Florida. Relevance to Mark’s expertise/focus: Small. Saw the manatee at the end of the story. Focus was more on attempted kidnapping of manatee, which turned out to be fake news.
School field trip to Washington DC to visit government sites and NOAA. Relevance to issues with wildlife, the weather, the environment? Virtually nil.
Conference on AI and the environment. Learned virtually nothing. No real engagement on issues, but a quick pivot to more absurdities.

Ironically, Rusty’s story covering the Grungey Boys’ tearing up the ground in Lost Forest is closer to the pre-Rivera stories in terms of dealing with issues having a direct impact on nature and wildlife.