What a pushover! Is Mark under an exclusive contract with Bill’s magazine empire? Mark ought to shop his article to less cautious media sources. Concerns over AI lawsuits? From what I’ve seen, media companies are suing AI companies for copyright infringement by illegally mining their data. But this is TrailWorld, where, like the Bizarro World in Superman comics, everything is the opposite of Earth. Exactly why a journalist wouldn’t name names in an exposé doesn’t make much sense. Otherwise, it’s just another blog.

But I’m naming names: You hear that, Bill Ellis of Woods & Wildlife? You hear that, Amy Lee of Teen Girl Sparkle? You hear that Rafael Suave of Fish Magazine? Cowards, the lot of ya!