First, it’s tag-team; then it’s extreme boxing; and now it’s rumble time. It just seems like the point of this match keeps changing minute by minute! Mark is worried about being overwhelmed; but I think it will be more by the continuous changes rather than the number of contestants.

Speaking of which, I was wondering who all those background (purple) people were, just wandering around the contest area. It seems they are the other contestants. So why does Mark thinks they are all just coming after him and Cliff? The point—if there is one—of a rumble is that everybody fights everybody. I think. Anyway, nobody seems in much of a hurry to start fighting. They’re probably all thinking to themselves “What kind of lunatic is this guy, running the Woodsman Olympics?!”

But, go ahead; I can’t stop you. I know that the pressure to say something has been building in you. You see the increasing insanity going on here: How unrealistic it is, defying the very laws of logic, physics, and content of the Treaty of Versailles. I speak, of course, of the boxing rink drawing in panel 3. So just go post your snarky analyses! At least it will save me the effort of thinking up something to write.