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The Pro Bass Circuit will never be the same after Mark blows the lid off this caper…
“You know, Mark, you aren’t the only man I think about when I am alone with my <ahem> thoughts…”
As the great one (Carly Kubley) one said, “Smart fishermen take care of their rods…”
Note the qualification: MAYBE Rusty will get to do some fishing HIMSELF… Mark is already scheming about how he will break the poor lad’s spirit!
Sassy’s going to end up as bait or something…
…or beware the Demon Rusty, the transmogrifying boy!
R O D B A S S Y ? C A T F I S H ? ? Oh Please… I guess some guys are just born to fish…
There’s probably going to be a “Musky McPike” in the tournament, too, at this rate… And maybe a “Sandy Sunny” who will be going after Mark and his stoic “Brylcreem” looks…
Mark will have to come home every night and endure Doc’s insipid face, Rusty’s whining about “going fishing,” and Cherry’s “advances…”
Yes, or he cheats… probably keeps freeze-dried fish in his waders that can be re-animated with a little water…
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