Jeggings?Jeggings!? We don’t need no stinky jeggings! Oh, wait. We do.

Odd looking landfill, but this is Lost Forest, so Reality must bend to the need, I reckon. At least the landfill’s got the birds. Now, I don’t wanna be a naysayer, but how do they know those jean leggings (“jeggings”) are Holly’s? Do they have her label on them?

I didn’t know anything about Jeggings! I learned they are very tight-fitting leggings made to look like jeans, but can cost 2x to 3x more than an actual pair of jeans, assuming your taste for jeans runs to what you can find at places like Target and Costco. Jeggings for men seem to cost more than the same product for women, but I didn’t do a deep enough dive to make an authoritative claim. Unfortunately, I no longer have a 20-something body that encourages the wearing of jeggings!

All you dedicated readers will have to enlighten me on how some random discarded clothing presents evidence of malice or corruption on the part of Holly Folly. And finally, one more thing: I may be just a slow kid from Virginia, but why didn’t Olive just bring Peach along for this fact-finding trip? Wouldn’t that be more efficient? Maybe there is there a subplot to this story that requires Peach to remain at home.

Art Dept. Does Cherry wear jeggings? Her pants always look like they were drawn on her!