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Clever name for Cherry’s business! Meanwhile … we get to watch her loosely-produced promotional video as it is being made. She may want to hire somebody to upcycle the results into a video that is taken seriously. But I cannot tell you who—or what—that creeping (or creepy?) hand in panel 2 is attached to.

I reckon that Holly Folly has returned to her fashion palace. Yet, I wonder if Cherry managed to get permission to use Holly’s name and/or face in her promotional materials?

So it’s not much of a story so far, but there is hope. As in, I hope something dramatic (or criminal) happens soon. The obvious direction would be towards fraud of some sort. That seems to be the type of criminal activity Mark also runs into the most often. What a great surprise it would be if it turns out to be something else.

The Week in Review and the Sunday Nature Chat

During the week prior to this, we watched as Mark Trail arrived at the home of Tess Tigress (who does not remember Mark Trail at all) to conduct an interview with her and then go along on a wild hog hunt with her Hog Hunting Heroines. But he was continually distracted, first by the size of Tess’s house (because her new husband, Jess, is a millionaire); then by their heartwarming story of how the couple met, fell in love, and went hunting together, for ever after; then by Jess’s large collection of mounted trophy heads. Finally, Mark suited up for an afternoon of hog hunting. He did not bring a weapon.

And in this past week, Mark and Tess arrived on location to meet the other two women in the hunting club. Mark got the chance to question each of the women about how they got into hunting and how they formed their group. There was an understandable similarity of motivation: an unfortunate encounter, requiring the women to take action, especially as the husbands were either away or incapacitated.

This week ended with the group hearing rough sounds in the bushes that (surprise!) turned out to be a wild hog appearing in a clearing. Rivera’s narration box boasted of a “hog-hunting hootenanny!” in the past panel, as the group turned to face a single razorback. Will the women flip a coin or will all join in?

This is at least the second time that Jules Rivera has dedicated a Sunday page to the exploding whale incident. The last time was July 9, 2023. You can find it in my archives. Maybe Rivera forgot about it last  year? Or she has decided to make it an annual event. In any event, today’s strip fortuitously appears on the same date it occurred in 1970. I have to admit, this version is better illustrated and explained then Rivera’s 2023 account.

If you view my July 9 post, check out the comments. Daniel Pellissier conveniently included a YouTube link of a contemporary local news story on the whale detonation!

Why, Mark Trail…How young you look! What’s your secret?

So, what is Mark’s secret of youth? I gather it’s shaving.

I wonder how disappointed or even angry Cherry will be when she learns that she didn’t really have to shoot any animals, after all. Except maybe with a camera. Anyway, here we go with another round of disconnected dialogs. I also think Jules Rivera really needs to practice more with her narration boxes: “Hog-Hunting Hootenanny”!? Talk about an alliterative non-sequitur…. Rivera could at least have brought the phrase into the 1960s with “Hog-Hunting Hullaballoo!” Or, if she is looking at cute alliterative phrases that more sense, how about “It’s Hog-Hunting Harvest!”, “It’s Hog-Hunting Heaven!”, or even “It’s a Hog-Hunting Halidom!”

Being Saturday, we once again come to the issue of whether we get back to a week of Cherry and Holly Folly, or continue following Mark and the Three Fates. On the other hand, does it matter?

Transformers: Going hog-wild!

Okay, the message is fine. It fits into the format and purpose of the strip. But Trichinosis is only one of the dangers these wild pigs can spread. To be clear, I’m repeating and summarizing information I found on reputable medical and nature/animal websites. But don’t my word, alone. Look it up.

There are over 30 infectious diseases and even more parasites linked to these wild hogs. On the other hand, trichinosis can come from any uncooked or undercooked pork, even the chops you buy at the supermarket, though they have a very low risk these days. While a kid, my mother was always concerned when she cooked pork chops, so she always overcooked them, out of caution. Maybe that was why “smothered pork chops” were so common.

Pig farmers are more concerned that the razorbacks may reintroduce swine flu. There is no upside here, so I don’t discount the concern and anger Rivera expresses through these women. But Tess is not exactly blazing a new trail, as she seems to suggest (panel 2). Wild hogs have been hunted for many decades.

Art Dept. This is a day for odd faces: At first look, Mark’s head in panel 1 resembles somebody who had a serious accident. Looking more closely, it appears to be just a slip of the pen. But it’s more interesting to see the transformation of Tess from a “beauty pageant” looking redhead in panel 1 to an angry wild hog vigilante in panel 3 (yes, I know Shania is the one with the actual pageant experience. Still…). Even the shape of Tess’s head changes from a rectangle with a soft v-shaped chin and mounds of red hair framing the face like some kind of hood, to a squared-off, determined face with a hard, flat chin. I wonder if Tess uses a cartoon stunt double for her “vengeful hunter” close-up images. We’ve seen this vision of Tess Tigress’s personality before, and I’m content to remain on this side of the strip, thank you!

The Origins Story you were waiting for!

Oh, I do like the way Rivera has Tess’s narration of her “hog hunting origin” implanted on her past self in panel 3. An improvement over the ubiquitous narration box. Rivera has used different visual schema in the past to illustrate character recollections, but this is a new one. I’ve seen this device used elsewhere, but memory fails me. Anybody have an idea?

So it seems all three of the hunters “did what they had to do” to earn their stripes. And overcoming adversity has brought them together. Well, is this it, then? Mark has learned who they are, how they formed, and what they do. Is there anything else or is it time to head back to Lost Forest?

There is the actual hunt, of course. And something has to happen soon, or the story will end just after it gets going. I’m thinking (not guessing, mind you) that during the hunt something dangerous will happen, requiring a concerted effort to save or salvage the situation. Here, things can get a bit dicey, owing to the social complications implicit in this story: Man Saves Women? Women Save Man? All get saved by somebody else? Any choice you select will be rife with social expectations, stereotypes, and integrity issues. Perhaps there will be a situation in which all four characters have to work together as a team to save the day. Sounds dull. But first, we’ll first have to see how this week winds up.

How Shania’s near-death experience led her to the HHH!

Hoo-boy. And I thought Reba’s story was goofy. A wild pig just happened to run through a plate glass window (presumably) into her house, huh? Well, it obviously could not have smashed through a brick wall, much less the wall of a standard timber-framed house with modern siding. Maybe it came in through an opened attached garage and smashed through one of those cheap hollow-core doors you can buy at the Big Box stores.

So, Princess Shania grabbed a rifle off the gun wall (which must have already been loaded) and the result was smoked ribs for the rest of the month and paying for a professional cleaning job. After that, Shania must have filled out a club application, included the requisite photos and yearly dues, and the rest is herstory.

For the record, I’m not anti-feminist. Nor anti-female. I’m no incel. Far from it! This is all Rivera’s story; and I’m just a reactor. I think anybody can be a hunter if they want. No machismo or beards required.

And for the record, feral hogs are a real problem across the southern United States, and heavily populated throughout Texas. So I’m hoping Rivera will spend some of this story to point out the real problems. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PfBiLzP0V4

Art Dept. The more I look at Shania’s face in panel 1, the more I get creeped out. It just looks like somebody pressed it flat with a large, hot iron. Even the jaw line doesn’t make sense. Just creepy! On the other hand, the rifles on the wall certainly look more like actual rifles than what Reba was holding yesterday. And so does the one Shania is holding.

The Reba Interview you didn’t expect to see!

Mark jumps right in with his next interview. I’m not sure what difference it would have made if Reba couldn’t “shoot right”, by which I wonder if she meant “shoot straight”?  Apparently, Reba has trouble with chronology and transitions, since panel 3 looks like there should be one or more panels between it and panel 2. So, fine. Reba was motivated by feral hogs beating up her fields. And I see the pseudo-patriotic parody going on here: “I’m gonna blast those commie hogs to kingdom come!

What I don’t get is the rifle she is holding. What the heck is that thing!?

I’m not conversant on the many styles of firearms available, but I’m fairly certain none of them look like what Reba is holding in panel 4. That looks like something somebody might draw without having an actual rifle or photos of an actual rifle on hand. But tell me if I’m wrong, people. Please correct my ignorance. Is Rivera just being lazy or am I more ignorant that I think?

Mark meets the Hog-Hunting Heroines

Well, aren’t they just the cutest hunting trio!? Today’s strip looks like it was expressly made for snarking. In spite of that, the story is moving along a bit. It seems that Tess’s two hunting partners are named after famous country singers. Might that mean something? I don’t know. Both actual country stars have had controversial, successful careers. Both are very popular and involved in philanthropic activities. Like their real-life namesakes, these two hunters also share similar hair colors. Fine. So what? Maybe Rivera just likes their names. But all of this shlock Rivera has put in in seems like an echo of the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers. Maybe she watched that TV show back in the 1980s. Mine did!

The quip, “The higher the hair the closer to heaven” is a paraphrase of “The higher the hair the closer to God”, popular back in the 1960s when stacked hairstyles were popular. Dolly Parton apparently used the quote when questioned about her stacked hair styles. The phrase seems to have made a comeback in various social circles these days, though sometimes in a humorous manner. What really lies behind the quips of these two women (panel 2), if anything, remains to be seen. So, we’ll wait and see.

Props. Glad to see that Rivera has equipped Mark with a camera, since he is supposed to be a photo-journalist.  He has carried a camera before, but it is curiously uncommon. Maybe it was a long-running joke in the pre-Rivera days, as well. On the other hand, I see no rifle or shotgun with him.

The Week in Review and the Sunday Nature Chat

This was Interview Week down at the San Antonio Hunting Lodge of Tess Tigress and her new hubby, Jess. They’re not big on last names down there, I reckon, and it was never offered. Mark started the interview off on the wrong foot by asking how the two of them got together, which redirected the interview away from discussions of the Hog Hunting Heroines (of Bexar County), the reason he flew there. Mark was later invited to view their hunting trophy room, which left him possibly revolted or merely appalled at the number of mounted heads.  Fortunately for Mark, there was no empty plaque on the wall with the label, “Mark Trail: 20__.” When Mark finally got around to asking about the hunting group (this was in Saturday’s strip, by the way), Tess simply said they were going hunting that day and hoped Mark brought along his hunting camo. Which he did. Well, before you bug out, check out today’s hot topic!

With all of the possible nature topics available at the touch of a keyboard, the best Rivera could come up with is la cucaracha? The cockroach!? I’m thinking even she was not that satisfied with the topic, based on the lackluster title panel she created. Well, we get a few less-than-well-known tidbits of intel, such as that even when squished, they can spread harm. But I don’t know why Mark talks about cockroach nests. Who sees the nests? Aren’t they usually inside the walls? If I ever saw a nest, I’d probably douse it with dish detergent, vinegar, or Elmer’s Glue. Fortunately, I haven’t had to deal with those bugs since my college days.

The Mark v. Tess Interview, Part 6

Dang! Another swing and a miss for me. So what was Mark looking at on that wall that we could not see? That seemed to be the point of the last panel in yesterday’s strip: That is, setting us up for the big reveal today. I reckon I was wrong about Gemma’s head having pride of place on the hidden wall. Otherwise, I think it would have been more effective for Rivera to show Mark turned around, starting at the walls we could see.  Am I wrong?

Anyway, I can’t believe Mark would have been so gobsmacked yesterday by what appears to be a typical (if bountiful) hunter’s trophy room. After all, Mark has his own past history of hunting. I think it is safe to say that Rivera is not a hunter, so a trophy room is sure to shock.

Anyway, Rivera jumped us back outside, where Mark grabbed his camo jacket—presumably from his car—and then walked some 10 yards away to show to Tess and Jess, standing back by the car! Sometimes I don’t get Rivera’s reasoning for her layouts. 

Art Dept. I’m trying my best to mentally square Mark’s forearm with his torso. But I can’t.  At the angle shown, his total arm length would likely extend down at least to his kneecaps. Talk about knuckle-dragging. I’m not sure if Rivera bothered to draw the complete arm when roughing in the panel, or whether she just draws each body part separately, which could lead to this distorted look.

The Mark v. Tess Interview, Part 5

Speaking of yesterday, I reckon my subtle, if possibly lame, pun shot right over your heads, as Rivera’s did mine. There don’t appear to be any puns today, thank goodness. Paronomasia aside, we are witnessing Mark getting the treatment again, being steered away from his interview in order to admire a room of mounted animal heads. Looks like we also missed details of the wedding, so it’s not all bad.

I’m guessing that Mark is taken aback in panel 3 by a wall containing something more unusual. It probably isn’t mounted boar heads, as there are one or two on the wall behind Mark. Hmmm … Ah-ha! I think I’ve got it! I bet you do, as well. If I’m right, I also won’t be able to forget this (that’s a hint). After all, I meant what I said and I said what I meant….

The Mark v. Tess Interview, Part 4

Why the long face, Mark!?” Looks like his jaw got pulled away from his head. I suppose if there was an award for “Bad Acting in a Comic Strip”, today’s entry would be one of the finalists. And maybe also a runner-up for “Most Egregious Padding in a Story.” It’s like one of those terrible infomercials that never seems to quit. And today’s strip lends more support to the theory that Tess is the one running this game.

Nevertheless, we learned one or two things today, namely that Jess is a lonely millionaire, which also explains the outrageous “hunting cabin.” I’m just a slow kid from Virginia, so I’m also glad Rivera put that explanatory text in panel 4, because Tess’s pun shot right over my head.

Will Mark ever get to the real point of the interview, the wild pig hunting group, or will this entire week be devoted to Jess & Tess’s lovey-dovey matrimony? I wonder whether we will have to endure two more days describing their wedding. I can see a celebration as they exit the church to the accompaniment of a 21-shotgun salute by Jess’s fellow hunters, all dressed in formal duck hunter livery. Well, I have to admit that it would certainly be an interesting panel to see!

The Mark v. Tess Interview, Part 3

Jess’s conversation gambit apparently worked. Instead of interviewing Tess about her hog-hunting group, as Mark was assigned to do, he is being led down an irrelevant side road of matrimonial kismet. I suppose there is some justifiable curiosity in knowing about their first meeting. In another context, we might suspect Mark is deliberately playing the role of a gullible and inexperienced reporter in order to disarm Jess and Tess to reveal more than they intended. But so far, we’ve seen no support for that idea. Yeah, I must be projecting, once again.

Okay, I hear what (some of) you are thinking: “Hey, George, you big dummy! Maybe it is Jess that was conned by Tess; not the other way around. Her amnesia is just part of her con so he wouldn’t ask too many questions about her background. She needed a place to hide out and a meal ticket.

The Mark v. Tess Interview, Part 2

First of all, why is Mark wearing a fur-lined jacket when Jess and Tess are just in shirts? Sure, Mark’s been wearing this jacket the whole time he’s been in San Antonio, but there were no indications of the temperature until this week. It’s probably a small point, but I still find it curious why Jules Rivera would bother. Even in October, the average high is 82; the average low is 59. Maybe Mark has that stupid expression on his face in panel 1 because he’s trying to not look like he’s sweating.

Otherwise, the dialog is unsettling, from Mark’s patronizing instructions in panel 1 to the curious comment by Rivera in panel 4. However, one point that I think bears mentioning here—and I think this is genuinely plot-worthy—is the look of worry on Jess’s face in panel 2, followed up by his attempt to take over the conversation in panel 3. His deer-in-the-headlights expression in that panel suggests he really doesn’t want Mark to ask just anything.

Nature note: Is the animal in the tree supposed to be a red fox? It is not native to Texas, but is found mostly in other parts of the state. The gray fox is more common to Texas. The red fox is not really a tree climber like the gray fox is, so the sources say.

And so begins the Mark v. Tess Interview

First off, I have no idea what Rivera’s comment means in panel 4. As far as I can tell, it’s a non-sequitur.

And as expected, we jumped from Lost Forest to San Antonio, Texas where Mark is on his latest assignment. Mark—nowadays comfortable with brandishing his working relationship with Teen Girl Sparkle—is interviewing the notorious Tess Tigress, who apparently no longer recalls Mark Trail. This is an interesting plot twist which gives us the chance to wonder if she suffered a traumatic injury from Gemma, the rampaging runaway elephant; had her mind altered for some unknown reason by her husband, Jess; or maybe faked her amnesia to mislead Mark for some nefarious purpose.

Once again, Mark conducts an interview from a picnic table. He has done this in prior adventures. Can you think of any? I found two. “Big deal“, I hear you sneer. Okay, you try coming up with different things to talk about after 4 years!

I suppose picnic tables can be convenient and informal. Maybe Rivera just likes drawing picnic tables. And she did a good job of it, too. But why wouldn’t they do the interview inside Tess’s home? They would find more comfortable seating and better access to refreshments, facilities, etc.  As Rivera might state in a narration box: Good Question!

Art Dept. I recommend not zooming in on today’s art. Just take it for what you see. . . . . . . oh, you did it, anyway, did you? Don’t blame me for whatever happens to you.

The Week in Review and the Sunday Nature Chat

Lost Forest Village, as the place is often referred to, cannot be very large, even with outlying homes. Yet, Peach and Olive claim that their merchandise stand at the Farmers Market sells enough to pay their rent. Housing must be cheap over there, or it’s really an “artist’s retreat” village that caters to the comfortably wealthy. This week Peach and Olive also admitted that moving out of Florida (like Jules Rivera also did) was a positive game changer. Based on what we saw on Chedderson’s golf course, they didn’t get away from the alligators.

So, this week we watched Cherry and her sisters selling their products at the farmers market. We didn’t see a lot of action at first. But the sisters were surprised when up popped a real-life fashionista who declared she wanted to buy their entire display! Her use of dated slang seemed to turn Olive off, but Peach nearly fainted with hero worship when she learned the woman is the famous online influencer, Holly Folly! This didn’t faze Cherry one bit, as she trotted out her “country gal” attitude and even imposed herself in between Holly and Peach while they chatted about working together.

By the way, Holly Folly—I’m hoping you’ll recall—was only a minor character in Mark’s mountain-top investigation of Sid Stump’s questionable STEM retreat (“Bear Necessity”). But is Holly sincere or on the con? We may have wait for that answer, as tomorrow we’ll likely go back to check on Mark for a few weeks, unless Rivera changes her publishing routine.

Is Mark giving this talk in his pajamas!? Makes sense, I reckon, given he’s talking about a nocturnal animal that does its playing while we’re sleeping.

Opossums play “dead”, and  humans play “Possum.” Got it! I almost stepped on a big fat possum lounging on my side door stoop one night when I came home. It skedaddled out of the way pretty fast, once it determined that “playing dead” didn’t work on a human who didn’t see it until too late. Still, faking dead is a cool trick, unless you are being tracked by vultures. And I don’t know why, when the immunity genes were passed out, we didn’t get our share for snake venom and rabies.

Cherry Buttinski likes attention

Well, here it is, already Saturday. And we end the week with a bit of continuity and a smaller bit of humor. I’ll admit that I fail to see the humor. For reasons not yet clear, Rivera turns Cherry into an obnoxious wiseacre, as seen on TV. Totally unlike Cherry, unless there is a character transformation going on. One thing that also struck me in the last panel is how Cherry’s expression and pose resembles Jules Rivera.

Otherwise, I wonder whether Holly is going to screw over Peach and not give her due credit in her new fashion line. Or perpetrate something else equally unfortunate. Why do I think that, you ask? Isn’t Holly being genuine, transparent, and generous? Yes, she sure seems like that. Therefore, something bad is afoot.

Act now before it’s too late! Oops, too late.

Frequent reader and commenter, Daniel Pellissier, wrote on Wednesday “I am trying to envision an environmental/outdoor theme here.”  I think Jules Rivera offered a response to Daniel in panel 4. It might be something of a stretch, however.

Is Holly wearing some kind of teardrop headband, or does she just constantly sweat? Whatever the answer is, I’m trying to envision a storyline here and failing. Granted, this is only reaching the end of week 1. That’s fine. I am curious (aren’t we all!?) about what the actual story will be. It seems as if Cherry’s adventures become more and more a kind of soap opera.

But as week 1 is just laying groundwork, what about next week? Cherry normally gets just one week in a row before turning over the reins to Mark. So will we have to wait until mid-November to learn more? Hell, I’m still wondering about the peacock and the dinner!

The Trailverse continues to get smaller!

Editor’s Note: A commenter on ComicsKingdom brought up a point that we have discussed in the past, that being Olive’s haircut, especially how it falls to one side or the other. It is an exaggerated version of a mohawk cut known as a deathhawk cut, from its association with goth culture and deathrock music. So it fits with Olive’s personality. Deathrock, by the way, is different from death metal, which my youngest son prefers. So much for music education. Anyway, the point here is that Olive’s hair flops left or right, as needed (check yesterday’s strip). And that’s all there is say about it. So, moving on to today …

When I saw the gal’s name, it all clicked into place: Outgoing, exuberant blonde woman wearing pink with a scarf wrap. Holly Folly was the companion of Professor Bee Sharp in Mark’s adventure where he uncovered a phony mountain retreat run by digital con man Sid Stump (category: “Bear Necessity”).

Seems like the Trail family just can’t get any relief from the small cast of recurring pseudo-villains and troublemakers, even though Holly’s participation in her debut story was generally friendly, if brief.

Rivera trots out another trendy term, “cottagecore”, a word most of you have probably already Googled. I did, and I don’t see anything in these items for sale that bring about a celebration of idealistic rural life or pastoral fashion, especially shirts with geometric designs. But, Holly clearly sees more than I can. I’ll give her that!

A run on the market?

I guess they’ve run out of oddballs in Lost Forest Village, so now they’re trucking them in from elsewhere. And I’m not too sure what the spot is on the end of the woman’s nose: An inking mistake, perhaps, or is she on the way to audition for one of the reindeer in a production of “Rudolph: The Musical”?

Perhaps this Amazeballs woman sees something we can’t see in these “fashions,” to want to buy them all. Well, it’s her money. Now I can understand the cynical stare of Olive Pitt. She’s probably thinking something like, “Oh goodie, another poser. Happy to take your money, though.

“Amazeballs” is slang going back at least as far as a YouTube video in 2008 (according to the Oxford English Dictionary, though the term appears to originate in the US). It’s made the top of the list of the most annoying words more than once. A scorching condemnation analysis appears in a 2012 column in Slate, adding fire to the word’s origins and infamy ( https://tinyurl.com/4eatcs57 ). Like most slang, the word is now considered outdated, except possibly among older hipsters, such as Millennials and Gen Z.