Oh c’mon Mark… You can take these schlubs…

No sooner do you have a gun pointed at you and you fold like a cheap tent… even with Andy the wonder-dog on your side… Poor doggy now has his muzzle bound by a kerchief…  and you are doing Jeff’s bidding by tying Jared up?  What is it with Trail, Inc.?  Bondage plays a big role in almost all their story lines that involve kidnapping and such…  Remember Rusty in the back of Rod Bassey’s Van?  The only thing missing there was the ball for the gag…

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OK Mark, start with the arrowhead collection,  low bulk, high value (maybe?  Who the hell knows what the market for Indian Artifacts does with this stuff…) I still maintain that considering that there is no ready, liquid market for this stuff, Jeff will be on the street with his trench coat, opening it up to passers-by, “Hey! Psst… interest you in an arrowhead?  A Hatchet?”