The epilog continues as more details come out, as delivered by Mark who got them from Niecy. You remember her; she’s the one who had the Right Stuff and stuck around to see things through, enabling Mark and Happy to feel better. Fact is, Niecy was the one who did all of the research that made this possible. Mark and Happy should be planning a big Thank You Party for Niecy when she returns. Anyway, I wonder if this update chat will drag out all week long, or will we be spared more by a phone call from Bill Ellis or Cherry that will put Mark back into his biodiesel station wagon heading home. We can dream, can’t we?

On the other hand, the more Happy talks (panel 4), the more arrogant he sounds. Apparently, he seems to believe that Gail’s running off robbed her of a happiness she could have had by marrying him. Sounds a bit arrogant and certainly didn’t sound like that was part of Gail’s motivation. But if that is what it takes for him to deal with the situation, more power to him. However, Gail did make off with a pile of Happy’s retirement money and probably some savings from other suckers, as well; so she’s probably far from unhappy. Still, we’ll give Happy credit for keeping a good attitude, even after getting fleeced by Gail.

I always thought it was a cop-out, even in the earlier presentations of Mark Trail, when the consequences of whatever activity Mark was involved in are encapsulated into a few summary footnotes back at home. For an adventure strip that sells itself as a bastion of environmentalism, defender of nature, and cheerleader for animal protection, it seems that the less glamorous hands-on work is rarely emphasized. There could be much to learn:

• What was wrong with the gorillas and how were they treated by the vets?
• Exactly how do they rehome the gorillas?
• Who is paying for Niecy’s food and lodging while she remains behind to help out? And since she drove there with Mark, how is she going to get home when her work is done?
• But more importantly, why didn’t Mark and Happy also remain on site to assist?

As for Gail and Guyer getting away, it must have been the case that the investigating police officer was either too busy watching the setting sun or he took off in the wrong direction.

As I suspected, Jules Rivera decided to give us a traditional “Mark Trail Epilog”, with Happy filling in for Cherry. That is, we learn about the rest of the story by way of a recap. And we have to assume that some time has passed since the failed wedding ceremony, given Mark’s comment in panel 1. Some of what he says is shocking: Just how many gorillas were there at this sanctuary, anyway!? And who “rehomed” the gorillas? Unless this chat is taking place several months later, the gorilla placements certainly happened quickly!

Art Dept. In a departure from the way we often see Mark depicted, I’m impressed with how he is portrayed in panel 3. The drawing is clean and solid, with less of a cartoony face. His expression shows a bit of emotion and concern. There is also greater volume and solidity in Mark’s figure than what we often see. The overall composition of the panel is nicely understated, with Mark discretely placed just off-center. Asymmetric portraits tend to look more energized or “dynamic” than centered compositions, which are often reserved for figures of veneration.

Well, I’ll go further and say that all three panels are quite well drawn and arranged (though Happy’s face often creeps me out!). It must have been a good day for drawing and a bad day for surfing.

Biodiesel fuel!? Really?! Well, if you are careful about it, the research says it is viable, as well as street legal and federally approved. But it won’t work in gas-powered vehicles, of couse. I found a rundown on the topic from several years ago on the Car Talk web site (There’s probably better information today, but I tend to be lazy on subjects I’m not that interested in!). With the price of diesel today (and biodiesel is even more expensive!), Mark and Cherry better be pulling in big bucks to keep that station wagon running.

Meanwhile, Mark’s moment of righteous indignation and frustration gets interrupted when, for the second time, he is asked help carry the ill gorillas into the ambulance. But damn! Who knew old Happy Trail was strong enough to lift a gorilla on his own (panel 3)? I’m impressed. I’m thinking that maybe Happy Trail should not have retired.

Alas, Mark and Niecy can only watch in frustration as Gail and Guyer drive away, knowing there is no way to catch them. That reminds me:  Why would Jules Rivera apparently “forget” that she just wrote a police officer into the story a few days ago? Why isn’t he pursuing Gail and Guyer, rather than presumably still gazing at the sunset? Perhaps this is all a red herring or practical joke. After all, there is another week to go with this story, so it’s possible that the absent police officer will suddenly show up in Monday’s episode, speeding after the fleeing “wedding vehicle.”

What a shocking and totally unexpected action:  Thomas Jefferson showed up to help carry the incapacitated gorillas into the animal ambulance (panel 1)! I suppose that was because Mark Trail was too busy trying to look important and concerned to get involved. And Mark can’t resist making sport of a tragic situation (panel 3):  Ill animals are being taken to an animal hospital for treatment, while his dad has been abandoned and conned out of thousands of dollars by Gail Getz.

Also, I wonder where the police officer from yesterday’s strip went to? Oh, yeah. He’s in a field some place, talking with Happy Trail. Will we see him tomorrow, chasing the getaway car, or will his presence just be eliminated from the rest of the story as if it never happened? I’m pulling for some logical follow through.

As we have seen, Jules Rivera treats the romance scam that started this adventure as a bit of absurdist theater or parody. But that is par for the course; it’s how the strip has evolved. Serious subjects get introduced, but are handled in a fairly casual manner. I reckon it’s possible that this lighter approach might hit the target for readers within certain age ranges (most likely, younger people). On the other hand, after a few seconds of deep online analysis, I found research showing that the most vulnerable age ranges for romance scam victims are 50-64 and 65-74; which more or less fits the age range of the scammer (Gail) and victim (Happy) in this story.

Romance scams are “big business” (or “big crime”), with overall victim financial losses exceeding $1 billion annually in the US. The scammers can be anywhere in the world, of course. In the current story, the romance scam seems have just been a pathway to the issue of animal mistreatment, a serious issue, itself, which Rivera has used in several of Mark’s adventures.

“My fiancée runs…” may be more accurate than Happy realizes. This story is getting deliciously nutty. Why are the police here? Did Mark call them in, as well? Why would cops show up at an animal medical emergency? I half expected that panel 2 was a setup for some kind of bad joke: “You’re saying a gorilla passed out during your wedding?”, “Yes”, “I see. Somebody on your fiancée’s side of the family, Sir?”

In any event, it seems like the gorillas are off to be examined at the animal hospital. It’s possible Mark went along, but we’ll have to see if he shows up tomorrow. Otherwise, our story has moved along as we all suspected:  Once Gail saw that she couldn’t get the Trails away from the gorillas or complete the wedding to help secure what she thought was a big financial payout, she decided to cut her losses and split town with her son, Guyler. Just a presumption.  Will the cops try to put the arm on Happy if Gail has truly fled?

Art Dept. Panel 4 holds some interest. An opossum (not a possum!) takes center stage and has been drawn freehand, by Jules Rivera. Its fur is defined by a series of individual lines that are  mirrored in other locations of the panel, including the inconsistent rays of the setting sun framing Happy and the investigating cop. The repetition of these short, adjacent lines provides a continuity of texture designed to give a cohesiveness to the picture. This is the kind of hard-hitting, high-quality analysis you won’t get in other comic strip analysis web sites!

As the story develops (I’m using a conventional turn of phrase here!!), professional help has finally arrived on the scene to care for the gorilla(s). That is to say, Doctor Happy Trail has looked and diagnosed the issue, based on his medical experiences catching poachers, arsonists, and kidnappers; making countless fishing trips; and even going on a Yeti hunt. Let’s not overlook the efforts of his assistant, Resident Physician Mark, who has established a causal link to the infection. Whatever would the rescue staff do without their input!? Like politicians, I reckon Mark and Happy need to be the center of attention (Frankly, it just might be in their contracts).

At least the rescue staff are polite and not telling them to keep their unqualified opinions to themselves. In fact, it looks like they are trying to help Mark deal with his anguish (panel 3) by finding something useful for him to do (panel 4). This should be a simple task for Mark! I would not be surprised if he winds up hoisting the gorilla into the ambulance on his own and riding along to the animal hospital, where he will advise the staff veterinarians.

First, let’s give some applause to the animal rescue squad for their quick response!

(Alas, there’s always somebody who insists on using “jazz hands”)

And we move on to Mark Trail, pointing out the obvious (hence, his old nickname “Captain Obvious”), showing off his zoological knowledge, and Marksplaining what the professionals likely already know.

On the other hand, these two rescue workers seem to have arrived with insufficient equipment: Just a kind of blanket, it seems. I don’t get it: how did they get the gorilla onto their rescue stretcher (or whatever it is)? Female gorillas can weigh up to 200 pounds or more. Perhaps we’re not supposed to worry about these details, since Jules Rivera saw fit to ignore them, as well.

Meanwhile, Happy Trail—still dressed in his “Mr. Monopoly” suit—comes running in and offering to help, as if either he or Mark have any useful animal medical experience. But I reckon that’s not the point here, is it? He’s part of the Trail Dynasty, dedicated to promoting and protecting nature and its numerous animals. Too bad Mark didn’t see fit to call in Doc Davis, early on!

Well, Mark still did his due diligence, for which he is to be commended. And Happy finally broke away from the wedding ceremony at the last moment to lend support. I reckon we’ll find out tomorrow what the consequences will be for Happy’s and Mark’s interruptions of the wedding ceremony.

Art Dept. Herky-jerky drawing (panels 1 and 4) is fine enough for symbolizing the rush and adrenalin of dealing with the chaos of an emergency. With drawing that tries to visualize chaos and emotion, realism is not always the highest priority. So if you were to zoom in on panel 1 and scrutinize the people, you would likely get even more upset than looking at panel 1 at its normal scale. I admit that it looks unnecessarily clumsy, especially Mark’s figure. We do have to consider newspaper size restrictions, of course, but why not use finer (thinner) lines? One-size-fits-all is not always the best choice.

Calling in an animal ambulance!?  Well, why not? Actually, the narration box in panel 1 made me think of those crazy animal-driven cars and even ambulances seen in B&W animated cartoons of the 1920s and 1930s, all flexing and heaving as they drove down the street. However, I could not find a good example to show you, So my old-timey reference dies in irrelevance. And we move on…

Okay, today’s strip is a recap of what has been going on with Mark and Happy when we left them for a week to catch up on Rusty’s adventure. In Panel 1 Jules Rivera makes Mark look like a soldier dramatically calling in artillery support in the middle of a battle. Or maybe calling in for a medic! But given the volatile wedding ceremony of Happy and his fiancée, Gail Getz—the Internet catfish scammer—my military metaphor may not be too much of a stretch. Next, Gail dresses Happy down like a drill sergeant reaming out a fresh recruit. This might be an exciting week in Mark Trail.

Okay, Jules Rivera is in Mark Trail Parody Mode. Dressed in his best “used car salesman” suit (but looking more like the stereotype of a country hick), Mark runs to the rescue of a gorilla that suddenly collapsed. Why? Because he is Mark Trail (cue the Mighty Mouse theme song), and he is contractually obligated to attempt any and all rescues.  I mean, nobody really expected Gail or Guyler to do anything, right? Meanwhile, even Happy begins to realize something isn’t right. Everybody seems to be having their own version of a panic attack.

Well, I’m not sure I agree with Rivera’s assessment of the situation in panel 3, or even the pun, itself. I mean, one gorilla has collapsed and another gorilla sits in a different location, not doing much of anything. But I see no gorillas fighting. Do you? Rivera wasted a possibly good pun on a completely unrelated event. In fact, Rivera could have showed two gorillas getting into a bit of rough-and-tumble over the past day or two, with the loser falling down and needing medical attention. Then Rivera’s pun would make a lot more sense and maybe worth a chuckle.

If Jules Rivera was going for “Harpy”, “Shrew”, or “Big Time Bitch”, then I think she nailed it. Gail’s wedding day bloom came off pretty fast with this interruption, and Mark did his best imitation of Plastic Man (panel 2) running to the rescue. Meanwhile, Gail isn’t about to let something as inconvenient as a gorilla in distress get in the way of grabbing Happy’s money. The woman has her priorities locked and loaded!

What does Mark expect to do? He’s not a vet and has no medical equipment with him. Will he perform mouth-to-mouth? CPR? Stick a knife in the gorilla’s foot to see if he is faking just to get some attention? Sadly, this story is running along the line that commenter Hannibal’s Lectern predicted yesterday. Cant’ wait to see how tomorrow’s strip turns out.

Finally, exactly what might come next to shock you? It depends. You might decide, after reading today’s blog, to check a questionable electrical connection by first wetting your fingers and then touching the contacts (but please don’t!). You might decide to go online and read some of the latest editions of the Congressional Record. You might decide to check on where your state falls with regard to overall public education. You might even decide to locate a copy of the movie Howard the Duck and watch it.

I still feel like I slept for a week and missed some important scenes.

Weddings have different effects on people, and I suppose it might apply to gorillas, too. Perhaps. Perhaps the enchantment of the event was too much for the great ape. Or maybe it passed out from boredom. More than likely, it will turn out to be Gail’s and Guyler’s negligence. Still, if this interrupts the wedding ceremony, it can’t be all bad.

All Mark needs to do is call the Sanctuary’s on-site veterinarian. I mean, a place like this would have one, right? LOL! Who am I kidding!? This isn’t a large sanctuary and Gail has no funds, according to Schemer, I mean Guyler. Instead, I reckon they must have an on-call contract with a large-animal vet in the area. Maybe the vet is even licensed.

My opinion about Niecy has changed considerably. At first, I thought she was going to be the anchor Mark could depend on to help hold Happy’s feet to the fire and face reality. But she’s just rubbing Mark’s shame in his face and acting like she’s wrangling for a position in the wedding party! I’d make her find her own way home. On the other hand, even Mark seems to have accepted the situation and is now actually sad that Cherry and Rusty can’t also be on hand to watch his dad marry a crook who wants to take Happy for all of his money. What am I missing here!?

But Niecey (panel 2) innocently brings up the possibility of an extra con from Gail: Happy gets conned into signing ownership papers for the sanctuary. Gail then runs off with his money, leaving Happy legally responsible for the sanctuary and the gorillas. It’s a double-header scam! Hence the title of today’s blog!

As for Jules Rivera’s standard attempts to inject (or force) jokes into the strip, all I can say is “For the love of sanity, please stop!” (I feel like Rat holding a baseball bat at Stephan Pastis’ head in the punchline panel of a Pearls Before Swine pun strip.) Niecy’s punchline in panel 4 is bad timing, since her attempt to turn Mark’s phrase “gets my goat” into a pun got lost within all of the verbiage that Mark added after that expression. In my clearly superior opinion, Rivera should have organized Mark’s complaint so that his “gets my goat” phrase appears at, or near, the end of his comment. Even then, Niecy’s quip is weak sauce, at best.

So I’m really pushing for that “Happy and Doc” “Odd Couple” comic strip spinoff! C’mon, people! Everybody write to Jules and tell her you want the new strip!

Where are we, now? Mark and Niecy (mostly Niecy) have been uncovering the dodgy, corrupt activities of Gail Getz and her son, Guyler, operators of the Glamor Gorilla Sanctuary. They’ve been conning Happy out a fair chunk of his retirement savings. At the same time, Gail has smitten Happy, who wants to marry her, no matter what. Hence, the ongoing argument. We saw yesterday how Niecy appears to have fallen in line with Happy’s decision.

And we see more of this confirmation today, as Niecy takes it all in stride and tells Mark to let it go, as well (panel 3). Mark appears to be accepting her judgement, at least for the time being. I wonder if he is still concerned about the treatment and care of the gorillas, like he was a short while ago. Or is this an act to put Happy at ease, while Mark and Niecy take the opportunity to confront and expose Gail before Happy signs the “I do” Certificate? Something is bound to blow this relationship up, as Gail is not the kind of character that would fit in the Trail Family.

Futile Fantasy. The worst that could happen is that Happy loses everything to Gail as she flies off with all of Happy’s money, leaving him destitute. No longer able to afford his house, he moves into the Trail cabin. But space is cramped, so Mark gets the idea of Happy moving into an abandoned cabin on the other side of Lost Forest, along with Cherry’s rarely seen dad, Tom “Doc” Davis. But wait! There’s more: They could become a new Odd Couple or Grumpy Old Men with their own spinoff joke-a-day comic strip. Happy and Doc Davis could interact with the eccentrics of Lost Forest so that Jules Rivera could adapt the Mark Trail strip into an actual adventure strip with real drama and danger. What do you think?

What do you think? Is panel 1 a visual pun of my blog title? If so, Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!

The argument continues, as Mark pussyfoots around the issue. The point of scamming money from Happy was exposed before they even visited the gorilla sanctuary. And what about the drive back home? Did they not talk about it at all? We don’t know, because Jules Rivera also kept that part of the story tucked away in a secret folder. We seem to be treading water here; more soap opera than adventure. Well, Happy has previously played down his donations to Gail. Being smitten does tend to cloud the rational part of the brain.

Art Dept. In panel 3 Mark feels obliged to throw a zinger back at Happy as he looks across with a Doonsbury-inspired expression (well, the eyes, anyway). This type of cynical expression doesn’t really work well with Mark or with the general tenor of the strip.

Nevertheless, panel 3 is unnecessarily crowded, owing to fitting in Rivera’s popular arced background divider, the image balloon of Gail and her bag o’ cash, the traditional signature bubble-and-date, and Rivera’s all-too-common punchline narration box. That’s a lot to fit it around Mark and his comment. Compare it with its mate, panel 2, where Happy didn’t need that image balloon of Gail.

Did I miss a day this week? I don’t recall any mention or scene of Mark and Happy coming back. Yet, here he is, all duded up. It’s been a few years since I’ve been to a wedding, but I don’t recall grooms dressing like Willy Wonka or the doorman at Harrods. Well, Bob Dylan and all that, I reckon.

Maybe Mark was right to not bring Niecy along with Happy to the gorilla sanctuary. Her hand-clapping approval of Happy’s attire is reason enough, but it also undermines Mark’s agenda. On the other hand, it looks like we might get back to some good ol’ Fists o’ Fury between these two dudes, just like in the very first Mark Trail story (by Jules Rivera).

But, I’ll give Rivera good marks today for finally writing an effective pun in a narration box (panel 2) that actually marries the content of the scene to the national holiday.

Talk about fails … I might be oversimplifying things, but wouldn’t the easiest solution be to just push Happy into the car and drive him home, then report the Gorilla Sanctuary to the DNR or the USDA Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service? After that, threaten Gail and Guyler with the police and prosecution unless they return Happy’s money. Okay, maybe that last part wouldn’t fly, but it’s worth a try. At least Mark is back to worrying about his dad.

To be fair, Mark didn’t really resolve the Tiger Touch Center scam, either. That happened when Gemma the rampaging elephant happened to show up and chase Tess Tigress away. Well, education doesn’t come cheap these days, so Happy’s financial contributions would just be the price of learning.

When this adventure is over, maybe Mark should look into a senior assisted living accommodation for Happy and put his remaining funds into an irrevocable trust with him as the trustee.

Art Dept. Panel 4 is another example of why it is good to live in a place that is not spelled F-l-o-r-i-d-a.