Nice left, Rex!  If the Black Bear goes 350 lbs., then the Grizzly has to run twice that!  That’s a lot of bear!  Paws the diameter of 165 gram Frisbees…  Well, Mark was right about Rex’s territorial tendencies…  it wasn’t two seconds before he emerged to defend his turf!

Really, Mark??  You think Rex “Knows his Name??”  You think he’s going to respond to that?  Is he now bearing down on you? (Ha!  Get it? ‘Bearing Down?’ That’s a joke, son! Nice man, but he’s about a sharp as a bowling ball…)  Mark, you keep showing fear… which makes you infinitely human, but I am not sure I know this side of you, nor do any of us…  let’s hope you can get out of this in one piece so we can get to know you better- the vulnerable, open, approachable and accessible Mark Trail.  Ewww…