Well, we certainly can’t utter the time worn phrase, “there’s never a cliff or a canyon when you need one…”  And it’s a good thing there are two Rhinos in play here, otherwise one could never explain how the attack moved from starboard to port in a mere blink of an eye…

Well, Dirty, it was nice meeting you.  At least we won’t have to endure all the bad dialogue and references to wagering any more.  And the cargo of Rhino horn can be turned over to authorities and won’t be making its way into the Asian market to be ground and sold along with false promises of stamina and virility…

And in case anyone is skeptical, here’s a video “proving” that Rhino have a taste for jeep…  or this one…