Gassed up and ready to roll!

“Will you be taking the Jeep today, sir?  I have anticipated your desire to take Master Rusty fishing, and have loaded your gear. Shall I bring you your luncheon Creekside or shall I prepare the noon meal in the main dining room??”  Ever get the feeling that there is a hidden staff at Lost Forest?  They never seem to have to do any actual chores… they just eat, sleep, fish, talk, ride, explore… but never do we see them cooking, cleaning, mucking, roofing…

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Well, we can certainly see that we are in the 21st century now…  I am pretty sure Mark has never before instructed his adopted son to “buckle-up…”

…and by that you mean???

OK, I can take the first part of this scene literally, but I am sure we have stumbled upon Mark talking dirty to Cherry in the last part…

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“Target Practice?”  with the “Long Bow?”  Oh goodness… the mind boggles…  I am glad that Cherry is all in on the coming activities, and now she has a few hours to prepare the “target…”

I will not eat them in a car…

I will not eat them in a bar.  I do not like green geese and ham, I do not like them, Mark I am…  What’s up with the geese?  Too much green ink left over from the African Odyssey?  We will call it “Range Rover Green,” and it would seem that it’s made its way into the very core of these migrating fowl.

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There is certainly comfort in old rituals… like Mark suggesting that he and Rusty go fishing, like reading an actual newspaper.  Getting ink on one’s fingers…  I bet Mark has a stack to go through, piled up and awaiting his return.  Does he see himself?  Testifying before congress?  Does he read the funnies?  The Sports page?  I mean really, what would even remotely interest this man of such limited dimension?

And yikes…  I could go a while without another close-up of Rusty…

Cue the Music…

Can’t you just hear it?  Lee Greenwood’s God Bless the USA??  As Mark continues to hold forth and opine on his latest adventure… And offer of words of gratitude… Andy has checked out and Cherry, Doc and Rusty would just wish he would stop already…  Kind of makes you wonder what they talk about when Mark is away… or whether they talk at all.  But of course Mark will keep on talking until he has sent everyone to bed, and Cherry is sound asleep where he won’t have to endure her advances…

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Yup, living in the good ol’ US of A… Rent free and care free!

OK, you two… time to get a room…

Now I really wish that Mark had followed Jacob Hickman to Sumatra!!  But here we are in the rutting season, and Mark has grown back his rack…  and only has eyes for Cherry.  How nice.

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Well, get it on, you two, the clock is ticking before Mark will have to go off on another adventure…

Bad Luck? I would say Poor Choices!

The latest of which was hooking up with Mark Trail in Africa…  OK, I need to get off that one… it’s not like we saw them together…  I am sure Lori had her hands full those few days getting Dirty’s body in a coffin and loaded onto a plane…  I am sure that there was much paperwork involved.  Cause of death?  Rhino stampede!  Wait- there aren’t enough Rhino left to form a herd let alone have them run in the same direction in a group at the same time…  But again, Cherry is cautious with her sympathy… She feels bad, but only in a way… and is doing a good job of not allowing any jealousy to creep out.  It would appear that Mark is continuing to regale his family with lusty tales of African Adventure, complete with all the icky stuff going on during the Safari he horned in on…  ha!  Get it?  Horned in?  That’s a joke, son!

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Meanwhile, Doc is going from mildly interested in panel one to downright amused in panel two.  He finds it all terribly funny!  His stone face cracking at the thought of a man driven to poaching over gambling debt and unrequited love!!  What a sick bastard!!

The crazy thing is how fast the table got cleared…  not to mention how fast they carved and ate the poor chicken that gave itself to the cause…

But did you write about all the icky human emotions that you had to deal with??

Well, Mark is safely back in and amongst his family, yet another group of humans that do nothing but fawn over his every move…  Seriously, has the guy ever had a piece of constructive feedback throw his way?  What would he do with it if someone did?  “Hey Mark, you know how you always start your articles the same way?  You might try mixing it up a bit…”  and judging from the spine-stapled piece in Doc’s hands, that could be the actual magazine edition or it could be that Mark has a printer that prints on 11×17 paper and a special stitching machine to finish the job…  So either he has been home a LONG time, or I just read way too much into these things…

And I’m sorry, what’s that, Rusty?  All I am hearing is non-descript sound waves emanating from an orifice slightly more than 4 feet off the ground…  Huh?  Didn’t get that…  all I heard was “Cape Buffalo…”

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And by all appearances, Cherry took advantage of Mark’s time away by have a couple more rows of ribs removed and being fitted with a new corset.  I think her waist is now down to 12 inches…