Let’s hope they are smart enough to use a little sunscreen…

Because, man, these people are white

And the more I look at the Shur Ketch3, the more skeptical I become…  no chair to strap into, nothing that suggests that they are going after anything quite so large as a Tiger Shark.  All that 600 lb test line is going to do is ensure that Ken gets yanked overboard with the fish…  now, that would be entertaining…

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Stingray, huh?  and where does one go to get Stingray?  What does that mean?  The entire metaphor of Ken = Shark is starting to break down…  Maybe he really is going to go fishing…  in case anyone is curious, here’s what that looks like…

Ken, it’s a good thing that you broke out your last box of Just for Men, to make sure that all the gray roots in your beard are taken care of…