You know, it ain’t the dead shark that should be causing the concern…

… it’s the green geese that are unnatural here…  fresh in from northern climes, they land in the gulf with the same hue reserved for jeeps, boats, motors and other inanimate objects…

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And it looks like Ken and Kelly are in a longer term relationship- one that would allow them to have “history” in Mark’s mind along with another incredibly unfortunate nickname…  Foxylocks?  that’s straight of of the 70’s (along with her hairdo and general style sense) it sounds like something one would hear over a CB radio… kcchhh… breaker one nine, breaker… Foxylocks, you out there?  What’s over your shoulder, sweetheart?  come on back now??”

And Ken, you’d be living on the Gulf, not in it, not unless you sprouted gills…