Uh, sure, Mark… Like she hasn’t heard that one before…

Rule #1- Make the lie believable but do go into such great detail as to appear rambling and nervous about the whole thing…

  • Old Friend “Mississippi Ken…”
  • He and Kelly (Whom Cherry does not know) enjoying Life in the Gulf (sorry, but again,¬†are they fish??)
  • A Shark that Ken caught has some kind of problem…
  • Mark declares, “I have to go down there to check it out…”

Rule #2- Make awkward hand gestures to accompany and enhance your story

Rule #3- Don’t ask permission, just say what you are going to do…

Now that’s the Mark Trail I grew up with… Welcome back, Mark!

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Never mind the fact that this could all be taken care of by someone imminently more qualified than Mark Trail… But we do need to get him out of the house and adventuring again…so get out of here you big lug- hit the road!