A three hour tour…

Well, no WAY Mark is getting his damage deposit back now, and no way Editor Bill Ellis is going to let him rent another boat!!  Do boats have airbags?  Probably not, which means that Mark and Ken will be properly concussed, if in fact they can walk away from this.  What exactly is the strategy here??  We prefer to be marooned and surrounded by bad guys?  As compared to high-tailing it out of there??  Oh well, we shall see where the story goes now.

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Chin up, boys and girls.  Mark has crashed before.  I am suddenly reminded that a plane making a hard landing on Slumber Mountain makes roughly the same sound… or at least calls for the same large font…