But I guess I’d be angry too if I had to get my hair colored the way this guy’s is…  what’s with the blue racing stripes down each side?!  And why does every woman in the Trailverse have to have ginger highlights??

But how does one pronounce Minke?  Is it like the way that Inspector Clouseau pronounced Monkey in the Pink Panther Series?  Or is the ‘e’ silent?  Like the varmint we make fur coats out of?

Well, this vacation is off to a rousing start!!  Strap in, campers!