Just look at the bugle-mouth in the first installment:

That has to be the most unflattering look on a human being, and I am sure we all make that face depending on what we are saying. It’s funny that in today’s world, catching that is increasingly easy as cameras advance in their capabilities and there are literally thousands of pictures from which to choose… But for James Allen to purposely draw this mug says what? I honestly don’t know.

Why are we trusting Juanito the mule? And I had forgotten that Rusty sacrificed his smart phone to the cause… That only happened (probably) a month ago…

Oh, worry not your little head, Master Trail, Papa’s on his way and he’s being set up!!