Harvey Camel?  Like of Cigarette Fame?  Oh that’s right… that was Joe Camel… the height of cool in the 90’s…  Man, Do I feel old!!

Mark, I am shocked!  I thought you knew everything!

Anyway, Mark is suddenly worried about what?  His reputation?  Who he pals around with and writes stories about?  Boy that was a horrible sentence- ending one clause and the entire sentence with a preposition…  I wonder who even notices these things anymore…  Boy, I guess I am getting old!

I guess the Family Trust that is keeping Woods and Wildlife Magazine afloat still has some gas in it…  Good thing that the Trust is very explicit and irrevocable, otherwise I am sure the Trustees would have turned to other more relevant pursuits…

C’mon, Mark, Really?  Pack your bags, man, and don’t forget your Mukluks!!