Hi! Rusty Trail, here!  I’m kind of a big deal!  Have you met my “Dad?”  He’s a world famous Nature Writer!  People have heard of him on each of the 7 continents!!  He has nothing better to do than try to weasel a story out of this little camping trip.  Has everyone signed their waivers?  I’ll collect them in a minute…  wouldn’t want any privacy concerns to get in the way of exploiting the bad hand that is your life…

With Kevin’s blonde hair and young age he’s still in the ‘adoptable’ zone… don’t give up hope, kid!!