Christmas, Florida?

OK, I’ll bite. Where in the H- E- Double-Toothpicks is “Christmas, Florida?”

Well, there’s Post Office…
And a Big Ol’ Gator…

Oh Rusty, welcome to your adopted family! You think times were interesting with your abusive, alcoholic father? Welcome to Middle-of-Nowhere Florida! Where Corn, Cattle and Gators co-exist!

Cherry is clearly in her own space at this point, girding herself to meet up with members of her own family… conveniently and wantonly forgotten…

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