My mission in life is to be a jerk!

It seems like there’s always at least one such person in any crowd or family. Decorum and context usually have no meaning for such people who will stand up at a Thanksgiving dinner and pontificate about the conditions of turkey farms; or lecture everyone at a picnic about how much carbon was emitted by people who traveled there, while children in poor countries could only choke on their auto exhaust fumes.

So, we are also forced to witness—once again—Mark’s emotion-driven diatribe on NFTs. Not that Mark is wrong, of course. But what’s the point here: To piss off the old man right before taking him on vacation? So nice timing, Mark. Speaking of timing, Mark, can we finally get this vacation on the road!?