What do you mean “we”, Beardface?

Sorry, Jules, but you let the proverbial bear out of the bag last week.  We already know why Jeter is stuck in the woods. That wuss of a reporter apparently doesn’t have the brains or stamina to simply walk out. On the other hand, optimistic Mark thinks that he, himself, is safe, not realizing that fraternizing with “the enemy” will not earn him bonus points with the management.

Meanwhile, the bear hunts for commenter Daniel’s picnic baskets.