Mark misses the point of attracting bears to the retreat

Wait. You mean you’re not a crackpot who wants to destroy the world economy or rip off investors? You’re only a crackpot who wants to pretend he’s Davy Crockett!? Well, I guess the joke’s on us. So, have at it, Sid. We’re going home.

Not so fast, Jeb. We need a staked goat to attract the bears, and that is you.