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Maybe Mark can use his compass to find (fill in the blank).

Well, at least we’re moving along. Mark trots out some “woodsman” wisdom, for little purpose. Sure, moss grows on the north side, most of the time. Flowers tend to lean towards sunlight, so they may lean south, some of the time. But you better hope it isn’t a snowy winter. Say, weren’t any of these kids ever scouts!?

Again, neither moss nor compass tells you “where you are”, only in what direction you may be heading. Big difference! I reckon that Rivera was never a scout, either. But I suppose if Mark’s main intention is just to make sure they are moving in one direction, then fine. But if you are not counting steps or marking trail (oh, I just made a pun!) as you go, then getting back where you started is not guaranteed. Still, this is just Lost Forest, not the Alaskan Wilderness. If we’ve learned anything, there are lots more people living in it or around it than we thought. Just yell. Somebody will find you. Maybe even Klingons.

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  1. I’m somewhat surprised none of the kids have mentioned their smartphones have a map and compass function. They must be saving battery power for photos of the alien crash site.

    Did Rivera intend for the panel where the kid in the Moe haircut complained about the lack of a GPS tagged location to imply there’s no cell phone signal?

    The mention of those smart phone apps would also derail Rivera’s ongoing justification of why Mark needed to tag along take over the group.

    Kid in the Moe haircut: Oh no! There’s no GPS tagged location. What can we do?
    Mark Trail: ♫ Here I come to save the day. ♫

    Mark has a compass, not a homing device. He may not get lost but he still has no idea where he needs to go.

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