Guess how it ends!

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  1. Mark drops his hands and pleads “Can’t we just get along?!” Instead, he gets handcuffed and arrested, as Tad Crass laughs.
  2. Mark uses both Fists O’ Justice to knock down the guards. Tad Crass flees through a secret door, but gets permanently lost after following an AI-generated map.
  3. One guard says “Oh, you’re that Mark Trail? Sorry, sir. We’re big fans! Can we get an autograph?” Tad Crass screams at the guards as Mark takes out his Sharpie.
  4. Andy, the Saint Bernard, suddenly appears in the room and chases the guards away.
  5. Tad Crass tries to bribe Mark with a mustang. Unfortunately, it works.
  6. Tad panics, pulls out a revolver, and shoots Mark Trail. Kelly Welly takes over the strip. Distraught and unemployed, Cherry becomes an alcoholic; Rusty flees to joins a cult; and Doc Davis still searches for Banjo Cat.