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Guess how it ends!

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Hey, gang! Hurry and get you votes in now to select which option below you think will most likely conclude this week’s exciting action. (One vote per person, please.)

  1. Mark drops his hands and pleads “Can’t we just get along?!” Instead, he gets handcuffed and arrested, as Tad Crass laughs.
  2. Mark uses both Fists O’ Justice to knock down the guards. Tad Crass flees through a secret door, but gets permanently lost after following an AI-generated map.
  3. One guard says “Oh, you’re that Mark Trail? Sorry, sir. We’re big fans! Can we get an autograph?” Tad Crass screams at the guards as Mark takes out his Sharpie.
  4. Andy, the Saint Bernard, suddenly appears in the room and chases the guards away.
  5. Tad Crass tries to bribe Mark with a mustang. Unfortunately, it works.
  6. Tad panics, pulls out a revolver, and shoots Mark Trail. Kelly Welly takes over the strip. Distraught and unemployed, Cherry becomes an alcoholic; Rusty flees to joins a cult; and Doc Davis still searches for Banjo Cat.

4 thoughts on “Guess how it ends!”

  1. So three pseudo cops are going to go all Rodney King on Mark Trail? Taking back property stolen from you is not a crime and the resulting punch is a battery. The two new security guys should be advising their colleague to get a lawyer, not commit their own felonies.

    I am ready for choice 6, though vintage Cherry would nightly show her outstanding legs at a Vegas strip joint to a room full of beefy conch-blowers.

    Good thing they don’t let me write the story.

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  2. I vote numbers 2 and 3, as the most likely outcome.

    Here are a few more:

    7. The Chekhov’s Gun narrative makes me believe Diana Daggers will arrive to fight alongside Mark. Why have her drop off Mark just to disappear?

    8. Happy arrives out of nowhere to help Mark serve up the four fists of justice!

    9. Mark tells the security guards, “Check the backyard! If there’s a wildebeest there, it needs to be relocated!”

    Watch Rivera pull a fast one on me and have Cricket Bro, Bee Sharp or Connor show up. Yuck! 😝

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    • Good idea, Peter, especially if they are around 4″. You really can’t make a good stack out of plate-size hotcakes. What a mess! And speaking of mess, the saggy story continues.

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