Sort of like a trial judge (on TV at least) warning counsel that they may be treading on thin ice and that they had better prove the relevance of their line of questioning fast or the whole thing is going to get struck from the record…  here we are again…  I’d like to think (again) that Mr. Allen has a plan, a storyboard if you will, that will make sure that we don’t just meander for the next few weeks (or months…)

An ape?  Really Mark?  Unless you have stumbled onto the Honolulu Zoo, your chances of finding an ape are pretty thin… but oh, I get it… humor.  You are going for a laugh here.  A little bit of “I play a Naturalist in a comic strip” humor, which immediately works for anyone who knows that there are no Wild Primates in Hawaii.

So, drawn to the “other side,” much like a moth to a flame, Mark will certainly go and find out what’s there.  Flash to Cherry by the pool who is, by now, thinking that shirtless doorman is looking pretty good…

Well, Well. What do you know?  As we go deeper into the rain forest, we stumble upon a lost civilization!   One that could never have been spotted from the sky!!  But it took Abbey and Mark on a wild-ant-chase to make its acquaintance…  the only thing missing now is a band of bad guys wielding AK-47’s…

Yes, and apparently the people who inhabited the island had stone cutting tools and cranes?  A case for Ancient Aliens?? I have to admit I have found compelling such arguments that the ancient, prehistoric and semi-prehistoric civilizations could not have possibly built structures on the scale that they did without “help.”  Like the ongoing debate regarding the Egyptian Pyramids?  So many questions!  And perhaps some answers!!