…my husband?
Yes, Agent “JP,” trouble follows this guy like white follows wonder bread, and rice, and well, you name it. But he has the greatest defense of all- he is the namesake for a serial comic strip which provides a relatively steady stream of income that provides a lifestyle for a person lucky enough to inherit this franchise… Sort of like the a manual transmission being the greatest theft deterrent in a car (Damn! I don’t know how to drive one of these!! I’ll have to go onto my next option…) And Mark always wins! It might take months to get through a single day in Trail-time, but he always wins! So fear not, Agent JP, you might as well just sit back and watch this play out… meddling will do you no good!
Mr. Allen, keep those critters parading on by in the foreground as we sit back and enjoy your attempt at light comedy.