Meteorologist Mark

Goodness, Mark, you are such a bore…  an absolute Buzz Killington…


So where’s your NOAA Weather Radio?  Pretty sure you don’t leave home without it… or at least the App…  Why don’t you help Baldie download it onto his phone, that way he’d have up-to-the-minute information about weather conditions in the local area!  And his safety would be assured!  Because if there’s one thing we have to do, it’s make sure that no one gets hurt!!  Poor Baldie… he never figured on what would happen once he stepped into the Trailverse… Once you check in, it’s awfully difficult to check out…  I know from personal experience.

I wonder if North American/King Features Syndicate knows that Mark is still shilling for NOAA??