Dirty, I am sure your folks have long assumed your demise…

I mean, how would they assume otherwise when your self-determined sobriquet is “Dirty??”  And isn’t there a law concerning the self appointment of one’s own nickname?  Sort of like in Seinfeld when George thought it would be great to have the nick-name “T-Bone…”  and despite his best efforts it not only didn’t take but got attached to someone else!!  And he ends up with the nickname “Koko” after a monkey someone knew!

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Really?  The “Tingling Bros. Circus?”  That your parents used to take you to?  Considering the amount of care you were showing the Native Rhinoceros population, I find it a little difficult to buy that you have a love for circuses!  Unless of course it was the fact that the animals were caged and abused… so maybe this does all fit…

Well, anyway, welcome back Dirty.  If this is actually the start of a story line, and not a head fake, settle in folks. It wont be resolved until late summer or early fall…