Oh Mark, you are so droll…

…that’s “Greater One-Horned Rhino” to you, Nature Boy…

Once again, we find ourselves not quite knowing where the story will go, but we have the first of what will be a handful of plot twists, not designed to spark wonder or intrigue, but useful in dragging out an otherwise tepid storyline.  Guessing too that the American Automobile Association doesn’t cover this area…  Whatever are they to do??