Oh Mark, you are so droll…
…that’s “Greater One-Horned Rhino” to you, Nature Boy…
Once again, we find ourselves not quite knowing where the story will go, but we have the first of what will be a handful of plot twists, not designed to spark wonder or intrigue, but useful in dragging out an otherwise tepid storyline. Guessing too that the American Automobile Association doesn’t cover this area… Whatever are they to do??
The Daily Trail 
Wait…just ONE bump?! I thought these rhinos were relentless when attacking. Perhaps it is just sizing up the victim for the next assault.
They might hovering on some kind of precipice, but getting out of the vehicle doesn’t look like a much better option right now.