Where do we start to rack up the charges? Mark, you are in some deep shite… Even the Bull Shark agrees. And this doesn’t even depend on Mark’s dad pressing charges. Mark’s actions and related consequences stand on their own.

Time for a head scratch and a reckoning I suppose. No longer “Famous Mark” as in, “Hey, I’ve read and enjoyed your articles for years…” but rather “Infamous Mark” who will soon need the best Legal Team (no) money can buy…

Speaking of Soul: if you have Disney+, I highly recommend the recent offering. Very good.